Just a twisted pelvis
November 6th 2006 22:05
Good news: I went to an Osteopath who, through observing that my left foot was shorter than the other whilst lying face down on his operating table, informed me that my injury was NOT a slipped disc as originally thought, but merely a twisted pelvis.
Yuck. The left side of my pelvis is out of place by over a centimetre and will take a lot of bum massages and back cracking to get it fixed - I'll be good as new in 2 weeks! Woohoo!
When I told friends of the cheery news, they were happy but also teased me, suggesting that my injury was from a lot of hardcore sex...
I neither confirm nor deny the rumours.
Yuck. The left side of my pelvis is out of place by over a centimetre and will take a lot of bum massages and back cracking to get it fixed - I'll be good as new in 2 weeks! Woohoo!
When I told friends of the cheery news, they were happy but also teased me, suggesting that my injury was from a lot of hardcore sex...
I neither confirm nor deny the rumours.
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Comment by Shumai
Gurl........nuthin' wrong with having hardcore sex.........stand up and be proud!
Sizzlin' Shumai.
Comment by Stix
Comment by Trina
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Thanks for the support Shumai, I totally agree and I'd stand up and be proud but my pelvis is twisted. So i'll just be proud I guess..? hahaha
Oh yes and thanks Stix
Comment by Tammy
lol
JOKING
wweeeeeee!!!!!!!! would love to comment on the rest but i need to jet back to microsoft word....
ill rub your pelvis, ohhhh yeahhhhh.......
Comment by Trina
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