A Dancer’s New Year Resolution
January 2nd 2007 04:40
I don’t really make NYRs because I know I’ll forget them within a month and/or lose the piece of paper I scribbled them on in an attempt to change habits and solidify goals. I believe in improving your life, your situation whenever you feel the need to; just as nice gestures, presents and surprises shouldn’t be reserved only for special occasions like birthdays and Christmas, such applies to resolutions.
You want to lose weight? Look at a lifestyle change and start it right now (ok, tomorrow, BUT that’s the latest you can put it off).
Holidays = eating lots of food - most forms of exercise.
Most.
Start each day fresh, pamper yourself regularly, always look at the bigger picture and laugh more.
Each waking moment is a new beginning.
…
Ok, ok I promise to blog more frequently and consistently.
It’s James Bond’s year.
You want to lose weight? Look at a lifestyle change and start it right now (ok, tomorrow, BUT that’s the latest you can put it off).
Holidays = eating lots of food - most forms of exercise.
Most.
Start each day fresh, pamper yourself regularly, always look at the bigger picture and laugh more.
Each waking moment is a new beginning.
…
Ok, ok I promise to blog more frequently and consistently.
It’s James Bond’s year.
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Comment by David my David
Just reading ...
and trying to moderate ...
my comments ...
David ..
Me? Resolutions? No point. I never keep them.
I resolved not to make any.
Couldn't even keep that ...
Comment by Trina
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I agree... with your paradoxical dilemma
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Comment by Trina
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Comment by David my David
The woman I really want to 'dance' with ... ???
And I mean 'really dance' !!! ...
This woman ... (who is a great dancer and romancer, but not a prancer ... no way known ... but tonight ... ???
I feel like Pablo Neruda ...
Tonight I can write the saddest poem ... (that's Pablo .. Pablo? The most romantic of men ...
And I was going to send you a really simple mesage tonight ... which could have been misinterpreted ... (and my dancer, romancer and no prancer? There is no way I'm hurting her ... [unless it's on the dance floor ...
So, this is what I would have written to you if I didn't have a dancer of my own ....
I would have got all Pabloish on you ...
I would have written ... Do you want to 'dance'? ...
That's probably all I would have written ...
Apart from (can you send me some pics of you dancing ... rather than have me 'whacks' .... lyrical over a cartoon graphic ... but I didn't do that becasue there's SO MUCH NET PORN ... And I get off ...
on a holiday every now and then ...
But I once wrote a poem ... (I've written a few of them in my time ... and they all used to be about this imaginary woman I wanted to meet ... [well, guess what? I'm still waiting to meet her ... but I've met her in a non-met way ... we met in and exchange of words ... [okay and a few pics ...
Me? Real dribbler ... I can write this sort of dribble all day long ... [AND DO? .... Yep ...
The woman I love? ... She'll read this ... and she'll know that I'm writing this to you becasue I think you have a great blog ... [ and want to [delete] you ... but she'll also know that I miss her when she's not around .... and so I write to women ...
I'm in the shit now ... and I'm only digging myself deeper ... ***
Okay ... I miss her ... I need to write to someone who is a nice woman ... There's another woman on this site who is responsible for my gooeyness and softness ...
I think I'll just get to the point ...
Because you're a dancer ... I want you to read one of my poems ...
You might like it ...
It's called 'Dancing on Balloons' ... (tonight ? my balloons? ... I don't need balloons ... they're only for those who dip their wick? into something other than their hand? ...
It's not like I'm going to get the couch pregnant now is it? Or wake up one morning and find that my undies or a tissue is pregnant .... Well I hope not ... All this maintenance payments stuff ?
Imagine if I had to fork out for a tissue ... And pay maintenance payments for poor little junior tissue ???
that would not be right ...
Don't worry, I'll eventually write this poem on here ...
The reason I haven't yet ... ?
I get a stiffy when I type to women? I thought you might say that ...
In all seriousness and rationality ? I want everyone to think ...
no. Not THINK ... KNOW ...
that I am insane ...
One or two more posts like this ... I'm THERE BABY ! ...
It just occurred to me that I don't even know you ...
Damn. Just one more njight of ... (I live on a farm in suburban ADelaide ... I have chooks ... ) ... just one more night of feeding the chooks I guess ...
"This poem ?
"Do you know why I'm laughing now?
It's because whenever I write to a woman in public like this ... certain other women think I want to get into their pants ...
Hell, I'm no cross-dresser ...
I'm the sort of guy who will wear a woman's pants ... (on my head ...
I'll wear them anywhere ... as long as she isn't wearing them ...
My underground female fetish ?
Nup ...
Not going there ... Not even going to mention it ....
I'm not fickle .. and don't change allegiances ... I just write the way I do .... becasue I miss the woman I love ...
Do you wear those really tight outfits when you dance? (actually I probably shouldn't have written that ... forget I mentioned it .. and just send me a pic ... *** pic(s) ... ***
It's not like I don't like the graphic ... but I got arrested today for making love to a bus-shelter billboard ...
that's all ...
This poem ...
God I miss my woman ... GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I hope your realise I like you ...
and I'm not brown-nosing ..
My Poem:
Your touch is so delicate ...
In your spare time
do you dance on balloons ... ?
If so ...
I know a place
where we can buy ...
enough balloons for two ...
Thank God for that ... I finally put the poem up ...
I'm going now ...
Me?
You better believe it ...
Loneliness is my twin .. my best mate ... my constant companion ... my Deliverance duelling banjo fiddler ? ...
Comment by Trina
Hiphop
Confessions of a Serial Dancer
Competitions
Clubbing
I like it...
and you
David.
Trina.
Comment by David my David
Trinarina? ... (Don't take that as a refernce to Tina Arena either ... I never really liked that demented look in her eyes ... okay bod ... I guess ... (if you're desperate ? ...
The woman I love?
I'm a bit worried I'm going to lose her ...
to you ...
So many bloody bi-sexual and lesbian women out there ... today ... (well okay ... thank God for the precious little bumpkins for putting their pics up ... but how about pleasing a man ???
on a dance floor? ...
My biggest turn-on in life ?
(besides every part of a woman's exterior beauty ... (oh okay ... and a little probe into the interior ? ...
A woman's brain.
For a long time ... I just wandered through the flotsam and jetsam of life wondering why it was I was so attracted to a woman's brain ... (and all of her lovely outside bits ...
I thought initially ... I might have been reading too many anatomy books ... [Yep ... desperate attempt to be a gyno ... or that Mary Shelley book about Dr Frankenstein might have been the cause ...
but I finally worked it out ...
I didn't want to be like Dr. Frankenstein and put a woman's brains into her ... I wanted to take them out of her ... [there's a fair bit of subtext in this paragraph ... ... but I'm not allowed to say what I'd do to a woman with an intelligent forehead ... or how I'd like to [extract] her brains out ...
Oh, your comment about liking me?
You must have read Frankenstein ... or at least watched The Elephant Man or flicked through Beauty and the Beast ...
Speaking of dancing .... well writing of it ... we've never spoken on the phone ... YET! ... ***
Um, er, um ...
WHOAH. PUSSYCAT ... (no idea where that came from ... sorry about my little outburst ... it won't happen again ...
until the next time ?
it does ...
In real life ... ? This is what I"m like ... EFF-ing hopeless at getting to the point ... (only with someone else, though ...
Oh, that's right ...
Being a dance teacher and all that ... (way beyond me ... all this teaching stuff ... too busy trying to learn ... how to go back and repeat Grade 1 ... ***
I've heard so much about the Tango ...
Any chance you could teach me how to dance it ???
But I get a bit embarrassed in public ...
I'd like some private tuition thanks ... very much ...
Oh, by the way ... I'm a bit of a slow learner ... yet at the same time ... I like learning ...
And now ... I have to go and dance the magic mushroom dance ...
Hip-Hop ... Pussycat ...
David ...
The woman I love? She'll see this ... But that's okay ... she'll only want a threesome ... it's okay ... I'm like the Guiness man ... ***
I like to watch ...
DAnce a few more words on the page for us will you ? ... Your blog ...?
Nup ... You'll get a big head ..
xxx
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
I've already broken the only resolution I made...but then I think I broke that on New Year's Day!
...to resist the call of Orble!!
I work from home and I'm a journo so yeah, have to be at my computer all day and it is very hard to resist new post and comment notifications....cripes, I'm such a sad sack.
Absolutely.
I just got that!!
Duh.
Hope 2007 is flowing well for you Trina.
Shaken and stirred.
Dusk
Comment by Trina
Hiphop
Confessions of a Serial Dancer
Competitions
Clubbing
I get overwhelemed reading your thoughts... I never know what to say to them.
Dusk: I wish I worked frrom home all day, what a joy that would be! 007 is going great for me so far... I hope yours is more shaken than stirred